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Purina dog chow diet

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I had to share this...

Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart,(they were ON SALE) for my 2 dogs. I was about to check out when
a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.. What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do,and I'm a jerk, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although
I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the
parking lot to lick my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard ... WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore
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ROFLMAO...
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lol good one
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Thats epic! :lol:
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Omg Ando...you sure that wasn't you and you sure you didn't actually do that...the whole licking ur balls thing that is???? lol greatness :D
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Nooo!!!

Wish that was me...Just found it Trolling... ;)
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so much emphasis on the no has me thinking otherwise. So....sure.....
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